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Post by amelie on Dec 9, 2003 23:49:30 GMT -5
I would like to thank you all
For voting me Miss World.
I am a good Ecologian
And never say f*ck this sh*t, ( that one doesn’t count).
I refuse to wear any ozone products,
And only eat meat from Sainsbury’s,
Never from real cows.
I keep my greenhouse windows closed
To stop those nasty gasses escaping,
And to conserve precious oxygen,
I don’t breathe unless I have to.
I recycle my tampons.
And have abortions as often as I can
To keep population figures down,
And I make a point of planting
A spaghetti tree every year.
I am kind to gay, disabled whales,
And would adopt one, if only
My bath were bigger.
I love to weave my own frocks
From organic muesli,
And knit my underwear,
Using only fair-priced
Third World yoghurt.
I believe in whirled peas
And save cardboard
To give to the homeless for
Their pretty little houses.
I will use my prize money
To open a sanctuary for
The endangered Scottish Haggis.
Thank you, thank you. I think
I am going to cry.
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Post by leash on Dec 9, 2003 23:57:41 GMT -5
it seems that we are running into each other on every poetry site that we visit.
i have already given you feedback on this piece at dark star, but i will tell you again.. this piece is very thought prevoking. i enjoyed it much.
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Post by amelie on Dec 10, 2003 0:01:01 GMT -5
hahh nice to see you love. i just read a cool poem in the life forum. I am plastic just like you. its inspirational lol and wickedly funny
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Post by bloodredtears on Dec 11, 2003 11:15:38 GMT -5
i've read your work before, but not this one...i really enjoyed this one...because, yes, it is very thought-provoking...i really liked the sarcasm that you used in it to get your points across...great job!
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Post by SilverEyes on Jan 25, 2004 2:47:12 GMT -5
I remember this one and I like it even more.  |
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Mikhael
Novice
...and love is not a victory march/it's a cold and it's a broken hallelujah...
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Post by Mikhael on Feb 6, 2004 19:48:00 GMT -5
oh that's fantastic! i especially liked the second and last stanzas but i don't know what whirled peas are. you make me so happy. this is so disturbing and amusing at the same time. thanks for sharing it with me. you've made my day.
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Post by amelie on Feb 6, 2004 19:59:30 GMT -5
hahaha
whirled peas?
say it
and you get
world peace
hjahahahha
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Post by T.J. Barber on Mar 14, 2004 15:06:05 GMT -5
Hey, this was a good write. I enjoyed reading it. Thanks for sharing it with us.
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Seth
Virtuoso
Root Beer Float
Play something country!
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Post by Seth on Mar 24, 2004 13:08:32 GMT -5
Awesome as always, and simply intriguing. ENjoyed and loved everything about this piece.
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Post by rinna(on leave...for eternity) on May 9, 2004 2:31:51 GMT -5
ha this was quirky to me...liked it a lot! I am kind to gay, disabled whales, And would adopt one, if only My bath were bigger. I love to weave my own frocks From organic muesli, And knit my underwear, Using only fair-priced Third World yoghurt yeah you gotta watch out for those gay disabled whales...  x rinna x |
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