Post by angel on Jun 15, 2004 12:05:35 GMT -5
Oh dear...I dont know why I even put this up here...but I was in a very weird mood, and I was extremely bored at work, so I wrote this. I need to put my "duct tape abuse" poem up here too...because it is equally just as stupid. I honestly dont mind if you say this is horrible, I just at least want to make someone laugh...lol but I dont even know if it is funny. ha ha 
It honestly looks like a 2nd grader wrote this, but oh well. Enjoy
Once there was a seed,
A happy seed,
A beautiful seed.
But one day the seed got smashed into the dark,
It got cold.
And wet.
It no longer saw light.
Well it just sat there,
Very bored for an eternity.
Then the poor seed didn’t feel so well,
It felt queezy in the stomach,
And its muscles ached.
Then BAM!
It split in two,
And it started growing limbs!
They started sprouting off in different directions,
In this mass of black substance.
The seed was no longer a seed,
But it turned into a spider!
On top of this spider,
There was this green substance,
Which also started growing,
But in the opposite direction of the spider’s legs.
Over time,
It punched through the black goo,
And WHAM!
It saw sunlight.
Oh, was it so delighted to gulp in the rays of fresh air!
This too started growing more and more,
Until it became a great big monster.
The monster was yet again happy to be in fresh air,
And light.
But it started having weird pains around its green things.
Soon enough, the monster grew red lumps all around its bushy top.
The monster caught chicken pox!
Trying not to panic,
The monster called for help,
And made howling noises in the wind.
Nobody seemed to listen,
Or care.
One day,
while the monster was trying to figure out how to get rid of its chicken pox,
It saw a very awkward looking creature
Walking its way.
It was furry on top
And bare on the bottom.
It came up to the monster and picked off one of its chicken pox.
It hurt tremendously,
But the monster was delighted inside that someone had a cure for him.
The weird creature turned around with the chicken pock in its hand
And went on its jolly way.
The creature started smashing the chicken pock,
And it started crying.
Then the creature made a weird noise:
“mmm apple juice"…and drank it.
It honestly looks like a 2nd grader wrote this, but oh well. EnjoyOnce there was a seed,
A happy seed,
A beautiful seed.
But one day the seed got smashed into the dark,
It got cold.
And wet.
It no longer saw light.
Well it just sat there,
Very bored for an eternity.
Then the poor seed didn’t feel so well,
It felt queezy in the stomach,
And its muscles ached.
Then BAM!
It split in two,
And it started growing limbs!
They started sprouting off in different directions,
In this mass of black substance.
The seed was no longer a seed,
But it turned into a spider!
On top of this spider,
There was this green substance,
Which also started growing,
But in the opposite direction of the spider’s legs.
Over time,
It punched through the black goo,
And WHAM!
It saw sunlight.
Oh, was it so delighted to gulp in the rays of fresh air!
This too started growing more and more,
Until it became a great big monster.
The monster was yet again happy to be in fresh air,
And light.
But it started having weird pains around its green things.
Soon enough, the monster grew red lumps all around its bushy top.
The monster caught chicken pox!
Trying not to panic,
The monster called for help,
And made howling noises in the wind.
Nobody seemed to listen,
Or care.
One day,
while the monster was trying to figure out how to get rid of its chicken pox,
It saw a very awkward looking creature
Walking its way.
It was furry on top
And bare on the bottom.
It came up to the monster and picked off one of its chicken pox.
It hurt tremendously,
But the monster was delighted inside that someone had a cure for him.
The weird creature turned around with the chicken pock in its hand
And went on its jolly way.
The creature started smashing the chicken pock,
And it started crying.
Then the creature made a weird noise:
“mmm apple juice"…and drank it.
