Darklings

[TheToker]

"The Darkness are four men, men's men. Your basic macho, masculin, testosterone, drive, muscular, tall, handsome, chiselled, square jawed, large chinned men. Three of them are form Lowestoft. One is Scottish." Justin Hawkins

"I can confirm that there is nothing freakish about my genitalia." Justin Hawkins

"Are we 'the gay AC/DC'? I prefer the 'straight Queen'!" Dan Hawkins

"How many unsigned bands have made it into the top forty with a song that features the word 'mothef*cker' eight times?" Justin Hawkins

"There's never any time to sit around sucking each other's cocks." Frankie Poullain

"The Darkness is like a sweet lady woman. You will never fully fathom it, after a while you will stop trying because you love no other woman." Justin Hawkins

[angel]

those are....um...interesting

[Seth]

I love these... They're so funny. The last three are my favorites...

[TheToker]

thanks seth man, i was starting to think people in here had no sense of humor, i think they are quite hilarious myself!!!

[Seth]

I changed my mind;

"I can confirm that there is nothing freakish about my genitalia." Justin Hawkins

"Are we 'the gay AC/DC'? I prefer the 'straight Queen'!" Dan Hawkins

"There's never any time to sit around sucking each other's cocks." Frankie Poullain

^Those are my favorite three quotes... These are again hilarious, I always look at them when I need a good laugh. And yet again, Fantastic quotes!

"How many unsigned bands have made it into the top forty with a song that features the word 'mothef*cker' eight times?" Justin Hawkins

That is so true...

[TheToker]

yes see i completely agree with you, they are hilarious i think that is what so great about this band you see i mean they can really rock and yet they are just so tongue and cheek its funny!

[X x K e l Z x X]

Interesting and fun to read!

[Seth]

TheToker said:

yes see i completely agree with you, they are hilarious i think that is what so great about this band you see i mean they can really rock and yet they are just so tongue and cheek its funny!

I've never heard of them, then again for a teen I'm sure not educated in music as well as I should be. -^_^-
But as Zephyr said, "These are fun to read".