“Different Town” by The Brother Chaps

[Solitary Poet]

This is one of my favorite songs. It seem a bit childish but I think it’s funny.
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“Different Town”
(Lyrics by The Brother Chaps, music by TMBG)

Weeeeelll,
The Poopsmith, he could talk - (hello.)
And Marzipan would rock
And the stick would be this big ol’ tree that'd try to eat everyone
except the Cheat and Me - (and me!)
We'll see.
And the King of Town would be underground
in a box filled up with peas - (I hate peas!)
I know!

Bubs would give away flamethrowers
that shoot chocolate-hundred dollar bills - (imitation chocolate!)
And my stupid baby brother
woulda been born with horns and a tail - (I'm evil.)

And Coach Z would wear this cool jacket - (check it out, yo!)
And Homestar just couldn't hack it - (I quit!)
And Pom Pom wouldn't change at all
‘cept he’d look like an ABA basketball

2, 3, 4,
. . . and this little weirdo
would be a modestly hot girl
to help me through the hard times
You know, the kind that are only sorta hot
so they don't mess around with other guys . . .

(Oh, I'm forever your girl!)

[X x K e l Z x X]

never heard this song, but judging by the lyrics, I'd love too

[T.J. Barber]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Never heard this one before, I believe that it might just confuse me if I had.....Anyway, i'm out!

TJ