Post by LouiZe on Apr 20, 2004 11:46:19 GMT -5
Toe Jam
Gazing at my painted toes
Two sets of five all neat in rows
two are big and two are small
Alas! They shall not grow so tall
In wooly socks my feet shall lie
And many shoes shall pass them by
Some with buckles or with laces
Tokens of those dirty places
In sandals they can waggle free
And shine away for all to see
But all this walking makes them tired
A rest is due; a bath required
One by one my socks are off
And then a smell to make you cough
"poor toes" I cry "all red and sore
Standing on this icy floor"
Then I spot it with my eyes
That really takes me by surprise
There had grown a kind of lump
A smelly cheesy fluffy clump
"Eurghhh" I yell "what right have you?"
"To grow inside this average shoe"
"be gone I say. Remove yourself"
"You danger to a young girls health!"
With one sharp flick it flew away
between my toes it could not stay
I wont forget Im sure to say
The day that Toe jam came to play
Gazing at my painted toes
Two sets of five all neat in rows
two are big and two are small
Alas! They shall not grow so tall
In wooly socks my feet shall lie
And many shoes shall pass them by
Some with buckles or with laces
Tokens of those dirty places
In sandals they can waggle free
And shine away for all to see
But all this walking makes them tired
A rest is due; a bath required
One by one my socks are off
And then a smell to make you cough
"poor toes" I cry "all red and sore
Standing on this icy floor"
Then I spot it with my eyes
That really takes me by surprise
There had grown a kind of lump
A smelly cheesy fluffy clump
"Eurghhh" I yell "what right have you?"
"To grow inside this average shoe"
"be gone I say. Remove yourself"
"You danger to a young girls health!"
With one sharp flick it flew away
between my toes it could not stay
I wont forget Im sure to say
The day that Toe jam came to play
