A silly poem I wrote when I was bored

Beskhu3epnm
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A silly poem I wrote when I was bored Jan 24, 2004 18:39:09 GMT -5

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Post by Beskhu3epnm on Jan 24, 2004 18:39:09 GMT -5

This may initially seem quite violent and disturbing, but it's actually about making a vegetable stew.

Pulled from the glebe, ripped from your radiculous home by my sharpened accoutriments
To be salified for my hunger in a salmagundi, I sprinkle on the condiment
Tearing off the salacoid shell, on scallions and olericultural growths I feed
Oleraceous legumes prepared by a cordon bleu, to satisfy my greed

Olitory mush, imbibed from my calathiform bowl
Munch on the cantles, killed by my palaceous trowel
Masticating on the dal, fabaceous foods I manducate
Basted in it's spitting fats, happily I masticate

Gastrologically I boil you in your own liquids
Lycopersicon esculentum olio is added
Slurping and gulping to feed my opsomania
Gaseous smells emit from the mouth as I eat; ozostomia

SilverEyes Poet Laureate Silver eyes crying crimson tears. Posts: 609	A silly poem I wrote when I was bored Jan 24, 2004 22:16:26 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by SilverEyes on Jan 24, 2004 22:16:26 GMT -5 Definitely different, but still really interesting.
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Todd Novice What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it's all about? D'OH! Posts: 45	A silly poem I wrote when I was bored Jan 26, 2004 14:25:00 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Todd on Jan 26, 2004 14:25:00 GMT -5 Kooky!This is one wacky poem.I love it!I think I'll consult a dictionary,there's a couple words I've never heard of in there. lol ;D
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bloodredtears Legend I don't entirely think I've had enough rum to allow that kind of talk. Posts: 1,164	A silly poem I wrote when I was bored Jan 26, 2004 22:24:05 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by bloodredtears on Jan 26, 2004 22:24:05 GMT -5 a couple words? i didn't understand half the poem...i suppose it's good...but since i couldn't understand it i'm not sure... if it's about a veggie stew that's great...i love veggie stew!
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angel Guest	A silly poem I wrote when I was bored May 1, 2004 0:04:25 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by angel on May 1, 2004 0:04:25 GMT -5 damn...this has to be a piece that has the most words in it that I don't understand. It is very interesting tho, it put a smile on my face...definitely not a waste of my time

Hunter Virtuoso Fallen Angel Posts: 287	A silly poem I wrote when I was bored May 2, 2004 2:45:42 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Hunter on May 2, 2004 2:45:42 GMT -5 Wicked!
	Beneath this mask of sparkling words, I am nothing. So forgive me for raising your hopes.

rinna(on leave...for eternity) Poet Laureate MIA Quitter surfninja Posts: 610	A silly poem I wrote when I was bored May 2, 2004 18:43:24 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by rinna(on leave...for eternity) on May 2, 2004 18:43:24 GMT -5 this one made me smile, i love stew, i love the poem x rinna x
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A silly poem I wrote when I was bored

Post by Beskhu3epnm on Jan 24, 2004 18:39:09 GMT -5

Post by SilverEyes on Jan 24, 2004 22:16:26 GMT -5

Post by Todd on Jan 26, 2004 14:25:00 GMT -5

Post by bloodredtears on Jan 26, 2004 22:24:05 GMT -5

Post by angel on May 1, 2004 0:04:25 GMT -5

Post by Hunter on May 2, 2004 2:45:42 GMT -5

Post by rinna(on leave...for eternity) on May 2, 2004 18:43:24 GMT -5