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Post by rinna(on leave...for eternity) on May 11, 2004 22:14:24 GMT -5
ok guys so here's the deal, i pinched this off another poetry site but dammit i contributed, so meh! ok i want you all to take a break and come up with the crappiest poetry you can muster...i'll put in the ones i've already posted...
x rinna x
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Post by rinna(on leave...for eternity) on May 11, 2004 22:14:46 GMT -5
post it
yellow
makes me
blue
like the skies
in november
and a tin of
tuuuuuuuuuu
na.
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Post by rinna(on leave...for eternity) on May 11, 2004 22:15:12 GMT -5
your eyes are round
like saucers
and circles
and you make me go
boom!
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Post by rinna(on leave...for eternity) on May 11, 2004 22:15:35 GMT -5
my pants
have two legs
like my real legs
and i like to dance
in my pants
give me a chance
to voice my rants
of pants
that were too tight
i soiled them
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Post by rinna(on leave...for eternity) on May 11, 2004 22:15:55 GMT -5
my skin
is brown
like poo
but it doesn't smell
most of the time
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Post by rinna(on leave...for eternity) on May 11, 2004 22:16:20 GMT -5
tasty man
you are so hot
let's throw you
in my cooking pot
your hair is black
like the bottom of shoes
i'm so nervous to kiss you
i need to do poos
i'm pretty sexy
don't you think?
oh! i left my dirty
undies in the sink
kiss me now
and hold me tight
how's $100 an hour
that sounds alright
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Post by rinna(on leave...for eternity) on May 11, 2004 22:16:55 GMT -5
KITTY GOT LOST
kitty got lost
i needed to get her to the vet
and then i thought
i'll wrap her up
in hot bright pink georgette
gotta find a park
to take her to the vet
gotta find a park
i like her silhouette
park park park
so many cars
park park park
i'm seeing stars
honk honk toot
she's gonna die
honk honk toot
i tell ya no lies
AIR GUITAR!
banka banka banka banka bang bang bang
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NeverMore
Virtuoso
Beethoven Looking f*g
Posts: 454
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Post by NeverMore on May 11, 2004 23:00:11 GMT -5
my toes they have nails
that look like rails
for trains to cover
to give to another
so they can collet them
make in to a flower stem
*chuckles*
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Post by bloodredtears on May 14, 2004 23:22:40 GMT -5
wow...hmm...this is a real challenge..it goes against everything i feel as a poet to write badly...but it seems like fun...here i go
rotten eggs
burn my eyes
toss them at his house
let them dry
oh crap
he saw me
detention sux
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Post by rinna(on leave...for eternity) on May 16, 2004 19:34:07 GMT -5
pooo! nevermore and brt! those stunk!  now for an impromptu poem. *ahem* this tin used to hold asparagus now it holds pens only one works which one will it be? i like the pink and green and black tin so full it makes me want to eat cheese and my remote control |
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NeverMore
Virtuoso
Beethoven Looking f*g
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Post by NeverMore on May 16, 2004 20:35:12 GMT -5
*LOL* thanks
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Post by bloodredtears on May 17, 2004 17:59:44 GMT -5
man oh man...YAY my poem stunk...i can't say anything good about urs either charli  |
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Post by rinna(on leave...for eternity) on May 17, 2004 22:35:58 GMT -5
kris, i think those were the sweetest words you've said to me in EVER!  x rinna x |
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Post by bloodredtears on May 18, 2004 0:30:55 GMT -5
this poem i write in honor this topic because this is just TOO much fun
someones been having
too much fun
your poetry sucks
get over it
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Post by rinna(on leave...for eternity) on May 18, 2004 4:20:30 GMT -5
oh ok ok, tributes?
ODE TO NEVERMORE
never
ever
i will never have more
more?
NEVER!
my bowl is always empty
and so is
my heart.
*bows*
ODE TO KRIS
kris
mass.
i need to go to mass more often
church should be my second home
like my best friend tina.
she's always over here
i wish she'd stop
eating my food.
*bows*
ps. i am so not over me, thanks kris! not yet anyways!
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